Oh! Sister You Are Really Awesome Blossom
1. My Sweet Innocent Mother Got My Sister A Thermos With Her Initials Monogrammed On It For Christmas.
It's the thought that counts, and the lack of thought that makes it memorable.
2. We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included
I’m at my parents’ house for Christmas, along with my sister and her kids, and they’ve already burned through at least $20 worth of batteries this morning. Next year everybody’s getting an abacus.